I salute the duck

I found this message on my monitor this afternoon after I got up:

WooleyDuck (7:44:54 PM): you are an incredible example of immature asshattedness and your dicktitude knows no bounds, you self-centered egotistical twat.

I'd just like to say that I really appreciate it when someone takes the time to carefully craft an insult. A lot of people would just call you an assface or something, but this person put the effort in.