what the fuck
I was standing there minding my own business, talking to Mark D Patterson, and a girl walked up and bit the arm of my coat."Well, hey" I said.
Mark D Patterson gave me a look that said "I'll fuck off now". I had just been in the middle of a conversation with him.
"You bit my coat." I said to the girl.
"No I didn't"
"Oh yes you did, I saw you."
"No! Well, okay I might've"
"Uh huh"
Then she stood up and pulled the strings of her underwear out of the sides of her pants to show me. "Look!" she said.
I looked.
"I'll be right back," she said. She wobbled off.
Mark walked back over, and we picked up our conversation where we left off.
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