not so fast
I was at a party at a pretty girls house thanking her for inviting me, and getting ready to leave. We were outside next to the house itself. The vent from the washer and dryer was right there on the wall."Ah!" I said "Looks like your house came with a snake door."
"Snake door?"
"Yeah it's like a doggie door but for snakes."
She made a funny face.
"Yeah it only lets in hungry snakes, too. If they swallow a pig or something then they are too fat to fit in the hole"
"Yeah," she said, "Then you just come out and step on em". She pretended to step on the snake. "Not so fast!" she said.
That really struck my funnybone.
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