greatest roommate
I want to build a trebuchet.For those of you who are not familiar with old forms of throwing shit, a trebuchet is like a catapult with a cherry on top. It has a sling assembly which allows it to toss things a long fucking way.
I want to build a small trebuchet that will launch eggs or golf balls or tennis balls, but I don't want to have to go get them, so my plan is to just build a small one and launch them into my housemates room so he'll throw them away.
Since I don't have the time to build one, I'm just going to make a hat out of the newspaper and write "TREBUCHET" on it, and then lie in the floor and throw stuff in his room, like eggs and golf balls.
And that is why I am the greatest roommate ever.
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