asshole gun
The problem with owning a gun which is designed to only shoot assholes is that firing a gun at someone makes you an asshole, so the gun could only shoot whoever was firing it.Certain exceptions apply, like when someone is breaking into your home, or continuously waking you up by jabbing you in the ear with a hot dog on a stick and screaming GET OFF MY RUGBY PANTS! GET OFF!
Not that that has ever happened to me.
By the way, have any of you ever dreamed you were peeing and actually peed yourself?
Just wondering.
It's never, you know, happened to me, I was asking for a friend of mine.
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