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radio bitch

Today I went to a Chili's with some of my friends. The hostess had a headset on that was attached to a radio.

"Hey let me talk on the radio" I said.

"No" she said.

I wanted to talk to whoever was on the other end of the radio and scream HOLY JESUS TURKEY SHIT THERE ARE LIKE A HUNDRED FUCKING PEOPLE OUT HERE DEMANDING BABY BACK RIBS! OH GOD MARY CHRIST FUCK DOG BALLS, HELP!

Apparently someone has done that to her before, and she's wary of people who want to talk on her restaurant headset.

What a bitch.

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