singing stone theory
I have made a great discovery.Although many of you may think that while driving in your car, your radio picks up signals from the air and translates them into music, I have figured out the truth of the matter.
What the radio and record people don't tell you is that music is actually part of the air we breathe. It is everywhere. Your stereo just knows how to listen for it.
In order to translate the music into audible signals, a singing stone must be used.
A singing stone is anything that is able to pull the music out of the air and translate it into sounds that humans can hear. Radios are equipped with a singing stone. Stones are tuned to various different frequencies in order to bring different songs from the ether.
Your radio is devised so that the radio people can shut off the singing stone inside it and blast advertisements and the banter of radio DJ's at you periodically. They have to actually broadcast this part, and that's why they need the antennas and whatnot.
When you play a CD, the data encrypted on the CD tells the singing stone in your CD player how to tune itself to play the song that the artist wanted you to hear. You can see now that musicians are like pioneers. They blaze a trail into the unseen and wonderful world of music and record the necessary data so that you can take the same trip that they did into this world.
The most important thing to understand about this discovery is that every single human being in the world is a singing stone. Every time you tap your foot, or sing a song, you are tuning yourself to pull music out of the air.
When you hear music by an artist you like, you resonate with that particular frequency of the singing stone producing the sound. This is how people come to like or dislike different songs. The more you use your stone, the more types of music you will come to resonate with. Your stone is just like a muscle... the more you use it the better it gets.
Your stone also has some multiplexing capability. Your enjoyment of a particular song is greatly increased when you enjoy it along with a person or persons who also resonate with it. This is why listening to your favorite song with your best friends is such fun, as well as why people are compelled to play music they like for people they like.
More on this as I come up with it.
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