english peas
I'm not sure if I was asleep or not, but I think I saw a George Carlin stand up routine on a TV today where George was saying that when english peas are frozen they are all the same size.Now wait a fucking minute, George.
They are pretty much the same size when they are unfrozen.
I imagine an english pea the size of a soccer ball swelling out of control, and then I get the shakes and the dry heaves. Jesus god, where will it end?
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