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lumberrrrrr

The Senior vice President of Sales told me today that the board of directors can't possibly let our company go under, even though they said they would.

I am thinking about working at Home Depot.

"Do you know if any of the Board members are building houses?" I asked her.

"Why?"

"So I can sell them some lumberrrrrrrr"

I told my dad that we are going out of business tomorrow.

"It's like, life is a punchbowl, and this whole going under thing is just a turd in the punch" I told him.

He said "Well yeah, but it's a pretty big turd, and there isn't that much punch."

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