open letter to the president
From:Hodgson Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 11:57:36 -0600 To: [email protected] Subject: Mister President, Sir User-Agent: Mutt/1.2.5i Dear Mr President, I am emailing to thank you for your check of $300 to me. I can't really remember what I spent it on, but I'm pretty sure it helped a lot. The problem is I really need some more money to finish recording my music and become a famous performer. I wonder if the White House is in need of someone to perform songs for the staff, compose poetry, that sort of thing. I know the US already has a Poet Laureate who would probably fill that role, but I know I could be good for White House morale in such trying times as these. To demonstrate my considerable skill, I have composed a haiku for you. It goes like so: huzzah for our man President Bush will help us another term, please Thanks in advance for your attention to this matter. I'm sure you're a busy guy. Yours sincerely, Hodgson American Artist
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