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Zachary Taylor, a great American

Have you ever noticed that you don't fart nearly as much when you're by yourself as when you have a girl over?

Recently a young lady protested my farting.

"What are you going to do about it?" I asked her.

"Smell it, I guess." she said.

In the immortal words of Zachary Taylor, a great American, "Fuck yeah."

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