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Occasionally I have ideas for scenes of very powerful movies, which will ultimately probably capture the imaginations and hearts of two or three of my family members, whom I will force to watch them.

Should they refuse, a very puposeful finger may find itself poking them in the throat area, so you can see why they are so interested in my film career.

SCENE ONE, DAYTIME, INT: A school hallway. Two young boys are talking to one another in the hallway next to a corner. There is a large window behind them showing the green landscaping of a small town.

BOY1
Go on, say it!

BOY2
No way, I can't...

BOY1
You're chicken! Chicken!

BOY2
Am not!

BOY1
Then say it, chicken!

BOY2
Okay, okay

NUN rounds the corner in full regalia, just as BOY2 says...

BOY2
Mother Mary's Purple COCK

Camera swoops in to closeup of NUN's face as frame freezes, her robes floating about her. Her face is the picture of surprise. We hear the sound of a doorbell: "Ding Dong!"

The camera cuts back out to previous shot of hallway and window and unfreezes to show horror on the boys faces.

NUN
Chicken tits!

BOY2 explodes, followed by BOY1, then NUN, then we cut to wide shot of the school, which explodes. Cut to aerial photo of the town, which explodes, followed by more distant aerial photo of the geographical region of the northeast US, which explodes, then an orbiting shot of the earth, which breaks into two pieces thanks to the northeast US exploding, which then both also explode.

FIN

Cannes, here I come!

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