Crazy bitches
Last night I dreamed I was accosted by two people, a guy and a girl. The girl had a bandanna on her head and a giant gun.It was the gun from La Femme Nikita, which I had watched earlier in the day.
They had grabbed me from a diner and taken me out into a parking lot away from the diner, and were discussing whether to shoot me or not.
I was walking around in circles.
The conversation went back and forth between the two. She wanted to shoot me, he just wanted to go. They argued and argued. Jesus, people.
I stopped pacing in my circle.
"Look bitch," I said to the girl, "just do what you gotta do, already"
She raised the gun.
"Oops!" I thought.
POW, she shot me in the chest.
I was rushed to the hospital and eventually recovered, but let that be a lesson to you people. Don't run your yap when crazy bandanna bitches have a huge gun in their hands.
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