performance anxiety ionizer
Giant squids heads are like a big skirt, called a mantle, that they can fill with water. They squeeze the mantle quickly and all the water shoots out through a funnel on their bodies, and jet-propels them through the water.I thought about this outside tonight at work while trying to figure out if the air purifier/ionizer thing actually works.
I had it plugged up outside by way of a long ass extension cord. I made a funnel of my mouth just like a giant squid has and blew smoke at the ionizer, which placidly ignored it.
I can't tell if the fucking thing works or not. It certianly doesn't seem to be as bad ass as it is on TV.
I wanted to tell it it didn't seem to do much, but I didn't want to hurt it's feelings.
Maybe it just had performance anxiety.
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