I am blind
Today in the midst of trying to play some ping pong, I discovered that I had no ability whatsoever to see anything in a 10 foot radius from my eyeballs.I got the guy I was playing to switch sides of the table with me, but that didn't help.
Jesus fuck I am going blind.
I guess I should have known my masturbatory habits would catch up with me sooner or later.
I think that because I have quit smoking again my eyeballs are in protest. You people wonder why it's so hard to stop smoking, but you just try going through the day with no ability to perceive moving objects within a range of 10 feet.
It makes it damned hard to pee in the can instead of on the floor, let alone drive an 82 volvo wagon without hitting anything.
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