house party

I was standing in front of the refrigerator at a house party, going on about something or other, when Beth slapped my ass.

"Hey!" I said, but before I could talk more about it another girl who I didn't know slapped my ass. I started to talk about that, but then a gay ex marine in a grass skirt, coconut bra, and a pink sombrero slapped my ass.

Strange things were afoot in the kitchen.