the boobies made me do it
Last night I spent a shitload of money. I spent a lot more than I meant to, but it was my buddy's bachelor party.We went to a local strip club.
The boobies convinced me to dip deeper and deeper into my pocket and spend money I don't have on them.
Evil, evil mammaries!
After a nice girl gave me a lap dance, I paid her twice what it cost because she was hot. She sat down next to me and started tipping the dancers on stage with my pile of money. I chatted with her a little bit about her corset, the other girls, and whatnot.
She said she wanted to be a mom someday, and that she was 31 and had been doing this for eight years. I was sort of listening, but also watching another girl jiggle around on stage.
After she sat there a while she got up to go look for richer pickings. I shook her hand.
"Good luck with being a mom and all that" I said.
She smiled very prettily and walked off, and we all left. I ended up sleeping on a bathroom floor with a bath mat for a pillow.
I can't wait to go back.
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