broken guitar
A lot of people are very sentimental about their instruments. I am not, terribly.I feel that they are tools, like an axe or a shovel, and even the best tools wear out and have to be replaced.
Everyone I have told about it getting broken has been like "oh MAAAAN... no!", as though I were about to break down.
My friend Greg dropped my guitar and cracked it.
Oops!
When we got to the rehearsal hall I dragged it down the hallway on the concrete floors past several other musicians. They stared at me. Sacrelige!
"Stop it! Stop dragging that," Greg said.
I laughed. I put it between my legs and rode it like a horse, bumping it on the ground and making horse noises.
He shouted at me to stop.
I pushed it against the wall and started humping it, banging it against the wall.
"GIVE IT TO MEH DADDY! YOU MAKE ME SO HOT" I screamed.
He grabbed it from me.
"Fucking stop that. I don't want anyone to know what I did to it."
I might make a lamp out of it, I guess. Maybe set it on fire. I haven't decided yet.
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