the perfect woman
My phone rang. It was a friend of my roomate's.She wanted to go out with me to my favorite dive.
"Um, ok." I said.
She came over, and we went out. I introduced her to my bar friends.
We ended up making out, and then ended up dating for about 3 months.
Then she called me on a monday, at work, and told me it wasn't working out.
Even though this act represents the pinnacle of thoughtlessness (at least wait until I get home and relax a bit), I said "Um, ok".
I was a passenger the whole time. She would say things like "I'm ready for this relationship to go places!", and the like. I never understood a word of it.
After she broke up with me I went back to going to the bar by myself. She ended up marrying some guy. I met him. He seemed like a nice fellow.
She somehow managed to alienate everyone she knew over that wedding. All her female friends told her she was making a huge mistake.
My friend's girl even said "I'd rather her be in love with YOU than him!".
Now what the hell is that supposed to mean?
I hope if I was about to marry someone and all my friends and family told me not to do it, I would listen, but historically I am pretty stubborn.
I can't think of a wife so cool that she'd be worth alienating every single one of my friends, though.
Well, yes I can, but you just don't meet beer-brewing kung-fu cheerleaders with big beautiful eyes and legs like a greek statue every day.
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