the first floor ate my hair gel
Tom Vines has been swearing up and down to me that he can cut hair."Even white people's hair?" I asked.
"Yeah, man" he assured me.
So I figured what the hell. He brought his clippers over last night and buzzed me down. I ended up with a somewhat military-looking 'do.
I decided this morning that a little gel might knock the top down and make me look a bit less Seargent Assface-ish, but unfortunately the gel was missing.
It had leaped down a hole between the wall and my sink. I could see it, but I couldn't reach it. I unscrewed the mop handle from my mop and tried to fish it out, but I ended up knocking it down a hole in the wall.
I heard it clatter down the inside of the wall and thump to a stop on the first floor.
The first floor ate my hair gel.
I wonder if it might have been shat out to the crawlspace under the house, but I don't care enough to go into that dank realm after it. I'll just get some more.
God damnit, the first floor ate my hair gel.
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