the afterlife

I have given a lot of though over the course of my life to what must occur after we die.

Will I have to serve an eternity in the fires of hell for dipping little Susie's pigtails in the ink? Will someone recount the litany of my fuckups?

If there is an afterlife, I hope I get to do what I have so far spent my life trying to do, which is play music all the time.