`hey buddy
This morning I was buying my breakfast bagel, and I gave the guy behind the counter my credit card. He ran it through the machine.The machine went BRRR BRRRR BRRRRR and started farting out my receipt. I fucked off to fix my coffee while it worked on my receipt.
The guy tore my receipt off and said, loudly, "Hey BUDDY, i need you to sign this!"
So I wrote Buddy on it.
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