bark like a dog
Once I had a girlfriend, and she and I were having one of those converstions like you have when you think you're in love.We were cooing at one another, and as per usual, I was not really watching what I said.
"I would do anything for you" she said.
"Bark like a dog," I suggested.
"YOU ASSHOLE!" she shouted. She yelled and wailed for 30 minutes about how insensitive I was, and I slowly calmed her down. I explained that I was just joking, and I didnt mean anything by it and all that.
Eventually she calmed down.
"I really would do anything for you" she finally said.
I tried to resist.
I tried REALLY hard to resist.
"Bark like a dog." I said.
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