lord of the porno
I'd like to film a porno version of the Lord of the Rings, only with a cockring. One Ring to Hump Them All!I would change the Hobbits to the Knobbits. They'd be diminutive but determined fellaters.
Gandalf the Gay.
Dildo and Homo Baggins.
This is quality shit, people, think about it.
SCENE ONE, EXT, DAY. Gandalf the Gay trundles through the Shire on a bright yellow cart in a strappy leather corset and studded leather policemans cap. He pulls up along side an embankment where Homo Baggins awaits him.
You're late!
GANDALF
Don't get all butch with me, Homo Baggins, Gandalf the Gay is never late, just fabulous! (throws handful of glitter)
HOMO:
Why don't you show me your STAFF?
etc.
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