your mama

In just a few minutes I am going to get to eat the bagel that I eat EVERY DAY on my way home from work and it's going to be REALLY GOOD.

God damn, I love bagels so much. How could anyone possibly love bagels as much as I do.

Honestly, if I could have sex every day or bagels every day, I would probably take the bagels.

Today I am totally without anything interesting or funny to say, but I would like to solemnly note that your mama smells bad.

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