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tigger mittens

I was standing around outside a bar downtown in the cold. There was one of those guys there who is like a bar fight in a bottle.

One of those fellas who likes to fuck with people and then act all surprised when they sock him one to the cods.

My hands were cold, so I was wearing some mittens that belonged to a female friend who was inside.

"You know," the guy said "I'm from Wisconsin, and where I come from you're not a man if you wear mittens"

"What if they have tiggers on them?" I asked, showing him the embroidered tiggers.

He gave me a dirty look, then gave me a hug.

I have no idea what that means.

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