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don't touch the lens

The laptop that work has provided me has a little plastic tongue that sticks out when you press a button. If you put a DVD on the tongue the laptop licks it with a little laser and shows you people doing things.

Careful examination of the tongue has revealed stern warnings. I read them out to myself.

"Do not touch the lens," I said, sternly.

"Lense nicht beruhren."

"Ne pas toucher la lentille!" I demanded. I had become a little more firm about things.

The next line was all in Japanese so i just shouted "DON'T TOUCH IT MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA".

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