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locked out

I walked into the office.

"Hey everybody!" I said, arms in the air.

They stared at me.

"Okay look, I'm going to walk out and come back in, and when I say 'Hey Everybody!' this time, I want you to all go JIIIIIM like Norm on Cheers, okay? Let's see some enthusiasm, people"

"Okay," my boss said "Go out and try it again."

I went out in the hall, and gave them a few minutes to get properly worked up. I turned around to burst back in and shout hello. I lunged for the doorknob and..

They had locked me out.

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