lay off the crack
The other day while reading the Onion, I found an advertisement that quite perplexed me. It said:
Give yourself a boost with LIFE FACTOR, Nature's HGH.
For some reason I can't help but thinking of some ad executive calling that one in just as his girlfriend's husband finds him and grabs him about the neck, so HIGH comes out HGH.
I know, I know, lay off the crack.
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