fear the nips
Well, it looks like I am going to outlast those gas company nazis after all. I'm not going to get the gas turned on here at my apartment... I am moving out instead. Take that gas company!The place I am moving into is utilities included, so technically I am still not directly funding their regime of terror. I am victorious!
I am kind of ready to get back into taking hot showers, though, because it's fucking October now, and every time I get in the shower my nips get so hard I could go spearfishing with them.
I have to warm up for half an hour after every shower just so I don't jab myself in the arms with my diamond-hard man-nips while I dry off.
Observe my pointy death nipples, you gas company fascists, and fear me!
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