beware the breasts of death
Sometimes AIM is funny.
BreastsOfDeath: hows you?
x0rg: oh fine
BreastsOfDeath: got any gigs?
x0rg: yeah
x0rg: august 18
BreastsOfDeath: ack
BreastsOfDeath: i wont be here
BreastsOfDeath: where is it?
x0rg: its at home anyway
BreastsOfDeath: oh so i wasnt invited
x0rg: well
x0rg: its a long way to go for a bar gig
BreastsOfDeath: yeah but you are jim!
x0rg: so?
BreastsOfDeath: you are a rock star
x0rg: not yet
BreastsOfDeath: you shouldnt discourage fans :P
x0rg: well
x0rg: considering you have never heard the band
x0rg: heh
BreastsOfDeath: i'm easy...
x0rg: really?
BreastsOfDeath: yes
x0rg: i'll make a note
BreastsOfDeath: what for?
x0rg: in case i forget
x0rg: i can remind myself
BreastsOfDeath: oh
BreastsOfDeath: how is the information useful to you tho
x0rg: i case i need a quick blow while watching star wars
BreastsOfDeath: oh
x0rg: maybe fight club
BreastsOfDeath: not fight club
BreastsOfDeath: cannot be in the same room for that
x0rg: why not?
BreastsOfDeath: too scary
x0rg: well you wont be facing the screen
BreastsOfDeath: the sounds....too scary
x0rg: earmuffs!
BreastsOfDeath: but then i cannot hear the pleasure i give you
x0rg: i'll install some LED's
BreastsOfDeath: what will that do?
x0rg: i'll be a jizzometer
x0rg: when all the lights light up, look out
BreastsOfDeath: handy
x0rg: you should know i'm considering putting this in my diary
BreastsOfDeath: please don't
x0rg: ill change your name
BreastsOfDeath: to what?
x0rg: tinklesquirts
BreastsOfDeath: how is that appropriate to me?
x0rg: its not, that's the idea
BreastsOfDeath: but i wanna sexy name then :P
x0rg: how about BreastsOfDeath
BreastsOfDeath: k
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